*cries*WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!?
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Sporkman 7Jake Quodin looked at Mace. “What do you mean, Rich isn’t Rich?” Mace motioned around the destroyed lab.Sporkman 7
“This is what that Dr. Spagettier did. Or should I say, Rich’s boss”
“WHAT!?”
“Rich is a henchman for Dr. Spagettier, though I can’t figure out how he could do so without us noticing.”
Jake began looking around the lab, and soon found a note, buried under a bunch of broken beakers. It was addressed to: Fruitfly and Associate. Jake began reading it.
Sporkie,
Well, I guess you now know that the rich kid is working for me. Ha
by ~TheDM
Sporkman 6*CLUNK*Sporkman 6
Jake Quodin (a.k.a. Sporkman) slowly got to his feet. Looking around, he could slowly make out the objects in whatever it was that he was in. There was a small sliver of light coming from about 40 feet above him, and an occasional dripping sound. Jake began to walk around, feeling with his hands to try to find some kind of opening. He couldn’t remember how he had gotten down here, and his head hurt. Suddenly, his foot caught on something lying on the ground and he tripped. The thing groaned and then got up.
“J..J..Jake. Is th..that you?”
Suddenly, everything came back to him in a flash. Jake got
by ~TheDM
Sporkman 5Jake Quodin steps back into his house, examining the strange looking brand of toothpaste he just received from the dentist. The new dentist, a strange little man who told the patients to call him “Candyman” had handed it to Jake and told him to brush many times a day, to ensure the best teeth. The toothpaste had a picture of a chocolate bar on it, and smelled like chocolate. Jake figured it was just flavored like chocolate, and went upstairs to try it out. It was like brushing his teeth with chocolate syrup. “MOM!”Sporkman 5
Jake’s mom ran up to the bathroom, asking what was the matter. Jake told her that the toothpaste was lik
by ~TheDM
Sporkman 4Jake Quodin plops down into his bright blue bean bag chair and flips on the T.V. While flipping through the channels, he sees a special report and stops clicking the channel+ button. The news anchor says that the criminal known only as Dr. Spagettier has just been discovered missing from his heavily guarded cell in Alcatruzy. The only evidence found was two hot dog buns on the ground and a guard dead with pickle relish across his chest inside the cell.Sporkman 4
Jake quickly jumps up and flips off the T.V. He runs up to his room and grabs his Sporkman Towel and Golden Spork,
by ~TheDM
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Anarchy means "without leaders", not "without order".
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Anarchy means "without leaders", not "without order".
I was expecting something to do with D&D...
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I fell in love with food. Is that such a sin?
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"MY GOD THE PANDA CUP KNOWS!!!!!!!! IT KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!"
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"MY GOD THE PANDA CUP KNOWS!!!!!!!! IT KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!"
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